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[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married.
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5

[x] You dress how you want to.
[] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[x] Your room is big enough for you.
[] People don't use you for something you have.
[] You have been to a concert.
T 0 T A L: 6


[] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace. (Not that I want one, anyway.)
[x] You get allowance.
[x] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to school. (For friends.)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[] You play a sport.
[x] You do something after school. (Drama practice and book club.)
T 0 T A L: 6


[] You own a car.
[] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[] You are happy with your appearance.
[] You aren't self-conscious at all.
[x] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends.
T 0 T A L: 2


[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language. (To a certain extent, I am bilingual.)
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to 5 songs
[x] You don't have any enemies
[x] You are a generally nice person.
T O T A L: 8


Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy".


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EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[] you like skinny jeans
[] you're listening to music right now
[] you have painted your fingernails black before (Eww I hate painting my nails.)
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3 (Hey, that doesn’t mean crap!)
[] Have attempted suicide
[x] Like the color black (Well, not as much as purple.)
[x] hate girly girls
[] have kissed the same sex before
[x] Like to be alone
[] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[] give people evil stares
[] Hate your parents or one of them
[x] Life sucks for you right now (When you live in Union City, life sucks period.)
[] have been called emo
[] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue (I love baby blue. )
[] own thick-rimmed glasses
[x] Complain a lot (To my mom.)
[] own a studded belt (I don’t, but I think it would be cool.)
Total: 6


PART TWO:
SLUT/MAN WH0RE
[] own more than 10 minishorts
[] own more than 10 miniskirts
[] have kissed more than 7 people
[] have been called a sl-t
[] drink a lot
[] You wear dark eye makeup
[] wear low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with everyone
[] love the opposite sex
[] Go to parties/sleepovers at least once a week
[] wear tight clothing
[] own 5 tube tops
[] you've kissed more than 2 guys/girls
[] Like wearing swimsuits
[] Sit on the opposite sex's lap
[] People hate you
[] It’s nice to be naughty
[] you cuss because you think it’s fun
Total: 0 (LOL.)


PART THREE:
JOCK
[] own at least 5 jerseys
[] Have 10 or more trophies
[] Wear hair up almost every day
[] Love sports
[] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[x] Don’t wear makeup
[] Have / had played lacrosse
[] Play/played more than 2 sports
[] Play sports
[] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[] On first string
[] You play/played Tennis
[] You play/played Basketball
[] You play/played baseball-softball
[] You play/played soccer
[] You run/ran track
[] You play/played football
[] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports (Sometimes.)
[] can do 17 push-ups in 20 seconds
Total: 2

PART FOUR (Doesn't apply to guys):
GIRLY
[] Own at least 5 polos
[x] Own at least 5 pink shirts (Their hand-me-downs, otherwise I’d mostly have purple.)
[] Own at least 5 designer bags
[] Wear ribbons in your hair sometimes
[] Love pearls
[] Only like popular music
[] Read tons of magazines
[x] Love shopping (for stuff that isn’t clothing)
[] Go shopping usually once a week
[] Voted prom queen
[] Have dated a jock
[] Like attention
[] Always have your cell phone with you
[] Have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[] More than 30 guy contacts
[] Hate emo people (I don’t hate them, I just don’t particularly enjoy their taste in music)
[] Wear makeup
[] Is stupid
[] Wear heels
Total: 2


PART 5:
NERD
[] Wear your pants above your belly button
[x] Wear glasses/contacts
[] have/had braces
[x] In/have been in advanced classes
[] On Math team (That’s just going too far for me.)
[x] Have all A's
[] Have been called a nerd
[] Has been bullied
[x] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[] Watch history channel
[x] Never go anywhere on the weekends (That’s only ‘cause I don’t have money and I don’t get invited anywhere)
[] Have been called weird
[] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[] Don’t have pictures of yourself on MySpace
[x] Read a book a month in your leisure time (Book Club, lol.)
[] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[] Wear pocket protectors
[x] Done/does test corrections when you got above a 90 on it
[x] Did/does extra-credit when average is over an 85
[x] Take notes on what the teachers tell you not to worry about. (Sometimes.)
Total: 10

PART 6:
THUG
[x] own baggy/ long clothing
[] like to talk like a thug
[] you own gold/ silver chains
[] have a flat brimmed hat
[] like to wear a certain color because of a gang
[] you are in a gang
[] you mostly listen to rap music
[] you own clothes from lines such as ecko, sean john, g unit, 69, south pole, rasta, notorious
[] you have a nice sound system in your car
[] you never walk... you strut
[] you don’t like haters from rival gangs
[] you have a thug nickname
[] you hate emo people
[] you hate punk kids
[] you have made a gang
[] you can name more than 20 rappers
[] you can dance
[] you want to rap when you are older
[] you love turntables
[x] hate the punks that are in fake gangs. (Well, c’mon, who doesn’t?)
Total: 2

If you haven't noticed the parts represent the 6 high school stereotypes
Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / man wh0re
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply to guys)
Part 5= Nerd
Part 6= Thug
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as

18 % Emo

0 % Slut

6 % Jock

3 % Girly

30 % Nerd

6 %Thug

WTF?? Only 53%? How the hell does THAT happen?!
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RULE 1
You can only say Guilty or Innocent.

RULE 2
You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!
(So people reading this, if you want an explanation, comment.)

Now, here's what you're supposed to do... And please do not spoil the fun. Copy and paste this into your journal , delete my answers, type in your answers.


Kissed one of your DA friends?
-Innocent

Danced on a table in a bar?
-Innocent

Ever told a lie?
-Guilty

Had feelings for someone whom you can't have back?
-Innocent

Ever kissed someone of the same sex?
-Innocent

Kissed a picture?
-Innocent

Slept in until 5 PM?
-Innocent

Fallen asleep at work/school?
-Guilty

Held a snake?
-Guilty

Been suspended from school?
-Innocent

Worked at a fast food restaurant?
-Innocent
Been fired from a job?
-Innocent

Done something you regret?
-Guilty

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?
-Innocent

Caught a snowflake on your tongue?
-Guilty

Kissed in the rain?
-Innocent

Sat on a roof top?
-Innocent

Kissed someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Sang in the shower?
-Guilty

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
-Innocent

Shaved your head?
-Innocent

Slept naked?
-Innocent

Had a boxing membership?
-Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?
-Innocent

Donated Blood?
-Innocent

Eaten alligator meat?
-Innocent

Eaten cheesecake?
-Guilty

Still love someone you shouldn't?
-Innocent

Have/had a tattoo?
-Innocent

Liked someone, but will never tell who?
-Innocent

Been too honest?
-Guilty

Ruined a surprise?
-Guilty

Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk afterwards?
-Hmm...Innocent

Erased someone in your friends list?
-Guilty

Dressed in a woman's clothes (if you’re a guy) or man's clothes (if you’re a girl)?
-Innocent

Joined a pageant?
-Innocent

Been told that you're handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said?
-Guilty

Had communication w/ your ex?
-Innocent

Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning?
-Innocent

A total stranger treat you by paying your jeepney/tricycle fare?
-O_O Innocent (What’s a jeepney?)

Get totally angry that you cried so hard?
-Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good?
-Innocent

Thought about suicide?
-Guilty

Thought about murder?
-Guilty

How bout mass murder?
-Guilty
Tried illegal drugs and the like?
-Innocent

Rode on a stranger's vehicle?
-Innocent

Stalked someone?
-Innocent

Been so drunk that you forget things that happened while you were intoxicated?
-Innocent

Had a girlfriend/boyfriend?
-Innocent

In love?
-Innocent